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200 Questions

Taken from: Strawberry Gashes

1. What brand of toothpaste? Crest
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Seperate
3. What Brands? Kenra.
4. What flavor dental floss? Strawberry!
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? My socks don't come above my ankles, so neither.
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Fold.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Maybe.. But I'm not telling :)
8. Favorite color? Orange or yellow.
9. Summer footwear: Anything
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Bananas
11. Lefty or righty? Righty, but I can use both.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half full
13. Bleh or blah? Bleh!
14. What do you like about yourself? My sense of humor.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Hell yes!
16. Do you sing in the shower? Yes, like all the damn time.
17. Do you talk to your pet? Yes.
18. Do you talk to yourself? Yes, a lot.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? I think my dentist is secretly gay..
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? Nope.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? We did once I think.
22. Do you have 11 toes? Last time I checked there were 10, I believe.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? Never used one.
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? I have tons of them!
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Oh hell yes.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Both ^^ Mickey if he has the black hoodie from KH2 on.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? He's not half bad for a duck.
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? That depends.
29. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word Doppelganger? A mass murderer or something.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yeah.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? Fuck yes! I'd do that even if it wasn't picture day.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Usually. But I'd be gay too if I was a guy and them tight pants were squishing my balls.
33. How do you take mascara off? I usually don't. It comes off in the shower, or I like, pull it off? That's the only way I know how to explain it.
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Um, I don't swing that way, but colored mascara is cool.
35. Do you like mushrooms? No.
36. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes.
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Gum, I love gum.
38. M&Ms or Skittles? Both.
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? OF course, my parents are the shit.
40. What is 1 1? Flags?
41. What is your favorite holiday? I like lots of holidays.
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: RuPaul! He [she?]'s hilarious!
43. How old are you? 16
44. How old do you WANT to be? At least 18.
45. Where do you want to live? Where I live right now.
46. Where do you want to go? Wal-Mart.
47. Who do you want to meet? Kaoru from DEG, Pete Wentz, and other people.
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yes.
49. Does pine-sol smell good? Yep :D
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Olives, bacon, and ham. And cheese!
51. Do you like toast? Yes.
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? Sometimes :D
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Yep, every year.
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yes.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? I think so?
56. Clear or colored? That depends.
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? Strawberry.
58. Where is your hand right NOW? On my lip when I'm not typing.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? Ear! I love my piercings ^^
60. Okay or O'tay? Okay.
61. French poodle or french kiss? Kissy kissy =*
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? No they're like.. Wait. Holy fuck, I thought it was 2 feet by 4 feet and it's not O_O; That's reatrded lol.
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? Yes! -shrugs-
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yes.
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? They're kind of my step-siblings, but I only know their ages.
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? When she was alive, when she ahad Altzimer's I'm sure she thought she was lol.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? No, but I should put food coloring in some and do it :)
69. What do you think of Smurfette? She's the dominant smurfy!
70. What is your favorite book? Hm.. I love a lot of books and I have a lot of favorites.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? How about everything but the cabin far, far away. I'd rather be in my own house lol.
72. Salmon or Cod? Neither.
73. Crab or Lobster? Either.
74. What sounds better: up or down? Well that would depends.
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways. Who says sidewards? I'm going to say it randomly one day and see what people say about it.
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Same places.
77. Describe the best day of your life. I liked a lot of days, so I don't know.
78. Broom or mop? I need both, we have mostly wood floors lol.
79. What is your favorite word? Clusterfuck.
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. So this really isn't 200 questions...It's 199!!!!
81. What is your full name? Courtney Layne and you don't get to know my last name.
82. What do you wish your name was? I like my name how it is.
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. I can't tell you, you might steal it.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? I don't know.
85. Are your feet the same size? One is a littie bigger than the other.
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? No, but it's a cute movie.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Dinner with my dad's side of the family, then visiting my mom's side of the family, usually.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? I tear the top of it up lol.
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? It's actually like, 110 more, but okay.
91. Do you like onions? Dehydrated onions.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? I'm not sure..
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yes, I do it all the time lol.
95. Frogs or toads? Either.
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11am? I always do when I see it's 11:11, I make wishes at things like 12:34 and stuff too.
97. 8 or 3? 3, because I have OCD and that's my number, but I like writing 8's.
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? 10 seconds-ish.
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? Indeed.
100. You made it. Do you love me now? *cookie* :)
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? Yeah, I think it did once. We used to melt them too lol. It was cool.
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? I don't remember.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Yes.
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? Sometimes.
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No.
106. If not, what? Something cute.
107. What about your daughter? Hayden. I'd name them some cool name I like, but then they're name would be cooler than mine, and that's not cool.
108. Do you read tabloids? Like the paper? If that's wat you mean, then yes lol.
109. Describe your most embarrassing moment. Having one foot slip off the dance pad for ITG at the skating rink in front of Nathan.
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? Hell yes! [No.]
111. Do you like cotton candy? Yes.
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Yes, when I'm on my period usually lol.
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? Yes, usually at work, and after skating usually.
114. Favorite food? Chinese food.
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Put it in my bank account.
116. Ribbed or plain? Oh my..
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? *sings* That's like.. From Hanson or something lol. Lalala.
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? Pumpkin pie :)
119. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi.
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry.
121. Favorite movie? Dante's Peak.
122. Favorite Actor? Johnny Depp
123. Favorite Actress? Keira Knightly
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Cheerios.
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? It depends on what I was wearing them with.
126. Do you shave your legs? Oh yes.
127. Midnight or mid-day? Both.
128. Hope or Billy? Both. Hope for a girl, Billy for a boy :)
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Both ^^ Q-Tip for ears, cotton ball for nails :)
130. Dry or lubricated? Come on now..
131. Fast or slow? Depends.
132. Hard or soft? That depends ;)
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Both.
134. Spoon or fork? Spork? Works for me.
135. Are you crying right now? No.
136. Fling or flick? Flingy-flick!
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? My finger.
138. Look to your left, what do you see? My TV.
139. Look to your right, what do you see? Directly to my left, I see the closet.
140. Who is at your house right now? My dad and my animals.
141. Are your legs crossed right now? Yes, actually.
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? In sitting on my bed, and not getting up right now.
143. Favorite song? I like a lot of songs.
144. Boxers or briefs? Uhm, I'm a girl, so boy shorts :) On guys, boxers, or boxer briefs :) No tighty whiteys though, I can't be havin' that.
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Tootsie Roll Blow Pops, they make those I think..
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit = <3
147. Do you like to fish? Yes.
148. Is your grandpa cool? Yes.
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Hell no, his stories are awesome, and real lol
150. Do you snore? Not anymore! I just make cute little noises when I sleep.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Orbit WinterMint Gum :)
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." I am girl, and I don't want to be them,I wanna be me! Courtney :)
153. Does it taste good? What, being me? Sure.
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick :)
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? Pens, but not pencils, unless they're mechanical.
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) Peanuts :)
157. Acting class or class act? Huh?
158. Upside-down or downside-up? !! It depends.. lol.
159. What's up? The ceiling, and the lights on my ceiling.
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? Like Pokemon/Digimon *rawr*
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? Flibbity gibbit.
162. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes :) With blonde highlights :D
163. Push or pull? Either?
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? I usually pull unless I read the sign..
165. Do you even read those door things? Yes, I read like everything I see around me.
166. Do spiders scare you? Sometimes.
167. What does? A lot of things.
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? I'm sorry about that.
169. What was your first word? I don't know.
170. What was your first phrase? I don't k now.
171. What can you not pronounce? Pretzle.. I say Prentzle..
172. Did you know my phone just rang? Hi! It's me :) Hello.
173. Is your phone ringing? Yeah, it was.
174. What's your phone number? 261-1890, but you don't know my area code! Haha.
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? No, do you?
176. Are you in drag right now? Not exactly?
177. WalMart or Kmart? Wal*Mart all the way.
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim Carrey
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? Like 5 lol.
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? Hundreds.
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? Not really.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Yes.
183. Are they flat? Probably.
184. Can you do a hand-stand? For like 3 seconds.
185. Front or back? Both.
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? The same time it was 5 steps ago, probably.
187. Are you on fire right now? Yes.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you eating it? That depends on how hungry I am.
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite.
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Mug Root Beer.
191. Bambi or Thumper? .... Both :)
192. Do you think Flower is hot? Yes! lol.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? You first..
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? Not his feet.. :)
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? I'm sure there are.
196. Can you count how many questions are left? Like 4 :) Sweet!
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? Hold on, I'll ask.
198. 5 7 8-1234569%555x3=? Answer = 260644095!
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? How ever many I can fit in my purse..
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? I'm a virgin.